“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
leonardo dicaprio, desperate for an oscar, begins to take roles more diabolical and cruel than ever before
eventually he spends so much time playing these characters
that he becomes them
he wins the award in his late 60’s
but it’s too late
he is the villain now
if leo dicaprio can make it through all these award shows and not win
then i can make it through today
The Oncoming Storm
This is the greatest use of that quote ever
scrolling down I thought this was going to be a serious post
so i typed this up in a wordpad
and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)
i just did more
omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”
i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING
NOW I’M DONE
THIS IS THE LAST ONE
I AM DONE THIS TIME
I realized something. Santa Clause is a time lord.
His sack is bigger on the inside.
If he doesn’t time travel, how else does he travel across he world in one night?
He dresses weird and no one actually sees him.
Think about it.
Let us not forget that Ten knows Rose got a Red Bicycle when she was 12 and that Amelia was praying to Santa when the Doctor crashed through into her garden shed.
This kid knows.
Wanting a Burt Hummel and Blaine Anderson talk to be like this..
omggggg ^^ :3
Best Christmas movie ever.
an american is asked the date. he says “it’s 12/12/12”. someone british prepares themselves to disagree, however, is stuck by surprise. “oh my god, it’s 12/12/12 for me too!” he realizes. they smile at each other. for one day the world is at peace. tomorrow, war will start again, but until then, everyone is happy.